I am going to admit this up front.  I don’t go to baseball games.  I didn’t even know what a Dome Dog was.  But upon finding out what a “Dinger Dog” was yesterday on Facebook via Adam Gislason’s Facebook status I had a true “WTF?” moment.  I am just going to let the Facebook comment stream speak for itself.

I have to say, it wasn’t even a Freudian slip.  I actually thought I read Dinger Dong.  Because the name of the new hot dog at Target Field sounds that pornographic to me.  The description of the “extra-long pork and beef dog” provided by the Star Tribune didn’t help things.

Seriously, like everybody in Minnesota isn’t going to be calling this the “Dinger Dong” from here on out.  Seriously.