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Bibles For Porn

March 8, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
Bibles For Porn

Check this story out – a college atheist group is offering students pornography in exchange for Bibles. Atheist Agenda calls the exchange “Smut for Smut,” generally pissing everybody off and prompting prayers and protests from Christian students at the University of Texas San Antonio campus. Student Monica Cornado says it’s offensive to compare pornography to “the...
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The Awesome Secret Menu Item From McDonalds: Behold The Mc10:35

March 6, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
The Awesome Secret Menu Item From McDonalds: Behold The Mc10:35

There is a new taste sensation that is apparently sweeping San Francisco that you can only order at McDonalds during the window when they are changing over from the breakfast menu to the standard menu.  Bow down to the power of the Mc10:35 a feat of awesomeness that is achieved by combining the Egg...
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I Used To Babysit Two Winter Olympic Athletes: The Lamoureux Twins

February 16, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
I Used To Babysit Two Winter Olympic Athletes: The Lamoureux Twins

When I was in high school in Grand Forks, North Dakota I used to babysit for a family that lived in a house that was close to ours.  The couple were Pierre and Linda Lamoureux.  He was a former UND Sioux goalie and she had almost made it on to the US Olympic team...
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U.S. Tells Toyota Owners To Stop Driving Their Cars & Proves My Dad Isn’t So Crazy After All

February 3, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
U.S. Tells Toyota Owners To Stop Driving Their Cars & Proves My Dad Isn’t So Crazy After All

For several months now there have been cases where Toyotas will randomly accelerate with out stopping until the car either hits something or I think explodes, killing all the people in the vehicle. The automaker has blamed floor mats and sticky gas pedals for random acceleration problems, but not electronics, even though most of...
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Scott Brown Anatomically Correct Action Figure: For ADULTS Only

February 1, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
Scott Brown Anatomically Correct Action Figure: For ADULTS Only

Hereobuilders.com, the company responsible for the sexypants Michele Bachman action figure, is back with an anatomically correct action figure of Senator elect Scott Brown (R-MA).  This is not your old school Ken doll, I repeat, this is anatomically correct and comes naked except for a well placed fig leaf.  One just has to wonder...
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January Only 30 Days Long In Grand Forks, North Dakota

January 20, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
January Only 30 Days Long In Grand Forks, North Dakota

For those of you who don’t know, I am mainly from Grand Forks, North Dakota.  I say mainly because my parents are from England, I was born in Canada, we moved to Grand Forks when I was in first grade, and I lived there until I graduated from high school.  So, as you can...
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Media Jumps All Over Calling Blondes “Warrior Princesses”. It’s Not True, It’s Sexy

January 19, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
Media Jumps All Over Calling Blondes “Warrior Princesses”. It’s Not True, It’s Sexy

This week the Sunday Times printed a story called “Blonde women born to be warrior princesses.”  The main idea of the story is that women with blonde hair are more aggressive than brunettes or redheads and more likely to display a “warlike” streak.  This was said to have happened to blondes because they exist...
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The Crazypants Dudes That Are The New Cavemen In The City

January 12, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
The Crazypants Dudes That Are The New Cavemen In The City

Reading the “Fashion & Style” section of the New York Times online I came across one of the most insane trends I have heard of in a long time.  Apparently a very small group of crazypants dudes, and one young lady, in New York City have decided that the best way to stay in...
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Sexypants Website BeautifulPeople.com Kicks Off 5,000 “Fatties”

January 6, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
Sexypants Website BeautifulPeople.com Kicks Off 5,000 “Fatties”

Did you indulge in holiday treats over the past few months?  Possibly put on a few pounds?  It looks like thousands of members of the dating website BeautifulPeople.com did as well and now they are paying the price.  I described the concept of BeautifulPeople.com in an earlier post, a dating website where members vote...
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The Crazypants Thing That Is The “Cheddar Explosion”

January 5, 2010
By Judy Grundstrom
The Crazypants Thing That Is The “Cheddar Explosion”

What is the “Cheddar Explosion”? As something that can only be one of the seven signs of the apocalypse, Kraft has bought the naming rights not for the new stadium the Dallas Cowboys are building, but for demolition of their old stadium.  That’s right, the Dallas Cowboys sold the naming rights for the demolition of...
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