Woman Please: The Dinner Whore
From the Urban Dictionary:
Dinner Whore:
A girl who is exclusively after a free meal or an expensive gift. She actively seeks out dates with well-off men who will wine and dine her at upscale restaurants. She is usually physically attractive enough to make the man fall for her feminine wiles. She will rarely have sex with these men, until they spend a certain number of dollars on her. Nobody knows exactly what that number is, so the man keeps spending and spending, while the dinner whore keeps living it up.
Men of the Twin Cities beware; there is a certain kind of woman lurking around our area that you need to be aware of. Everyone has heard of Cougars and M.I.L.F.’s – but have you heard of a Dinner Whore? Well, it’s time to get up to speed with this terminology before you go broke wining and dining a woman who is only spending time with you because she wants a free steak. Here are the telltale signs of the Twin Cities Dinner Whore:
- Her natural environment is a place where older divorced men with nice cars and a lot of debt frequent, such as Redstone, and The W. These men are an aphrodisiac for her.
- She is never satisfied with one meal out. All she can think about is the next meal, the next vintage wine, and being seen out on the town.
- She is a soulless parasitic individual that feeds on the unsuspecting prey the she stalks.
- Turn-ons include: a Lexus, grey hair, a pounch and some form of notoriety (such as in the arts, politics, or in sports).
- She shops at Off 5th & Nordstrom Rack and has a poor body image.
- Dead giveaways that a woman is a Dinner Whore are her cheap shoes.
- She will try and pretend that she genuinely cares about her company, but when the meal is done, so is she.
- Bad cosmetic surgery and bottox are her calling cards.
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Oh yes, I’ve been aware of this type for a while. I’ve heard them referred to as “Lobster Sluts” as they tend to order only the most expensive items. Problem is that the men you describe are usually too lonely to see through the ruse. Great post.
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