Scott Brown Anatomically Correct Action Figure: For ADULTS Only
Hereobuilders.com, the company responsible for the sexypants Michele Bachman action figure, is back with an anatomically correct action figure of Senator elect Scott Brown (R-MA). This is not your old school Ken doll, I repeat, this is anatomically correct and comes naked except for a well placed fig leaf. One just has to wonder what kind of plastic madness is going on under that fig leaf. Why herobuilders.com, why? There is a reason that action figures aren’t anatomically correct. The action figure is called “Scott Brown Cosmo Man” and sells for $37.50. I know what I am getting my lady friends for Valentines day.
The Boston Herald ran a story about the new action figure, including an interview with Herobuilders.com’s Emil Vicale. The three different types of Scott Brown action figure were addressed, along with some details of the “Cosmo Man”:
There’s the “2012 Executive Scott Brown,” dressed ever-so-presidentially in a suit. Then there’s the “Scott Brown Everyman,” dressed in a white T-shirt, jeans and sneakers. Which, if you ask us, makes the senator-elect look like a member of the Log Cabin Club! Where’s the manly barn jacket????
But best of all, is the anatomically correct Scott Brown Cosmo Doll, with rippling biceps, a Situationesque six pack and an oh-so-demure fig leaf!
“We thought maybe you women would like that one,” Vicale laughed. “He’s a good looking, sexy guy and we wanted to show different facets from his life.” ‘
Um … they think the “Everyman” action figure is the one that makes Scott Brown look gay? Because I’m pretty sure it’s the one where he’s naked with a fig leaf that’s the gay one.
I am sure we can expect many more jokes based on Scott Browns appearance over the next few years. Here is a clip for last week’s Saturday Night Live where John Hamm plays Scott Brown breaking into a meeting with the top Senate Democrats.
Barbara Boxer (D-CA) imagines a half naked Scott Brown dressed as a doctor dancing and talking to her, “Oh, hi Barbara, how is your Health Care plan going? I’m against the public option but I can offer you a pubic option.”
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