The Crazypants Bra That Solves “Cleavage Wrinkles”
As if women didn’t have enough to worry about these days, add another thing to the list, “cleavage wrinkles”. Apparently cleavage wrinkles are a HUGE problem for women over 30 (note: I am over 30 and do not personally have a problem with this at all). So much of a problem that Dutch inventor Rachel DeBoer has invented a special new bra just to help women fight them.
This totally crazypants contraption apparently works by keeping the breast apart during sleep. This is supposed to stop breast from wrinkling. Creator DeBoer tells the Telegraph about the finer points of her new invention:
‘ “There are plenty of sexy bras out there and this is not a sexy bra, but it can help you get your sexy cleavage back,” she said.
“I spent many happy years as an air hostess traveling the world and obviously enjoying the sunshine and beaches.
“In those days we were not as aware of how much damage this can do to the skin and I was only in my early 30s when I was horrified to see my skin wrinkling.” ‘
Oh, the horror! Cleavage wrinkles! You know what scares me? The thought of going to sleep wearing that contraption every night.
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Sounds like sunscreen and moisturizer would be more helpful than this contraption.
(Note, I’m 40 and have no issue with this either.)
I’m over 40 and don’t see how this well prevent wrinkles while sleeping. My boobs separate themselves naturally when I lay down.
Ugh. More uncomfortable contraptions for women to wear. I hate wearing bras enough, that you will never catch me in one of these.
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