Achieving Awesomeness

September 30, 2009
By Editor

Awesomeness

I am going to achieve awesomeness on this blog. It’s just a fact. How do I know this? Because I pretty much achieve awesomeness all the time at pretty much everything. I was going to give you examples of what achieving awesomeness meant, but a preliminary Google search of the word “awesomeness” turned up with a bunch of stuff that is really just not awesome at all.

The best thing to do now is just show you.

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While I agree with the motto on this “successory” I don’t agree with “successories”. In fact, I think that “successories” should pretty much be banned and are by nature TOTALLY NOT AWESOME AT ALL!

This only gets worse from here. More and more tributes to awesomeness and achieving awesomeness is written, on successories! For serious!

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Um … that’s not the only plane …

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Wait, there’s more …

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There were even more of those awesomeness successories with planes, but I have a three successory with planes limit on this blog.

Huh? Awesomeness can only be achieved by wearing a tie? Thanks dude, but no, you are wrong. And you are never going to achieve awesomeness.

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My personal fav – jello shooters on the rocks. Anything about this going to get you to achieve awesomeness? Hell to the no.

What have we learned here today? Dudes want to achieve awesomeness. Dudes like “successories”. Dudes think that “successories” will help them achieve awesomeness. Dudes are totally wrong about that.

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But, I am right about how I will achieve awesomeness on this blog.

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7 Responses to “ Achieving Awesomeness ”

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    Great comment about motivation

  6. Yuri Batala on February 25, 2010 at 12:43 am

    I was just chatting with my friend about this the other day at dinner . Don’t remember how we landed on the subject really, they brought it up. I do remember eating a wonderful fruit salad with sunflower seeds on it. I digress…

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